Dear Crappy Alberta Weather,

I hate you right now.

Yeah, you're kind of pretty. And yeah, you're breaking seasonal records. But I can't even be happy for you, because I'm mad.

I'd just like to go for a walk with my son without worrying about severe frost bite. Is that too much to ask?

I know I live in Alberta. And I know that winter in Alberta is your favourite time to do your thing.

But please, for the love of all that is good, stop the madness.

Consider this strongly-worded letter the first of many complaints if this ridiculous behaviour keeps up.

Sincerely,

Sarah